33Dante Shepherd"OH GOD IT'S RAINING, HOW THE HELL DO I DRIVE
AGAIN, I'VE TOTALLY FORGOTTEN HOW, GUESS I'LL
JUST PARK IN THE ROAD" -everyone ever
apparentlyTue 1:43 pm
7Dante Shepherd"That dress looks great on you. Know where
it would look better? On you when you're on
display in my home. By the way, I'm a
taxidermist."Tue 7:47 am
6Dante ShepherdA problem with watching too much Sesame
Street: for a forecast of "T-Storms", you're
disappointed if giant T's don't rain down
from the sky.Tue 2:06 pm