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hit on the show last night. my favorite part, of course, was the secret service down. h >> turns out i was happy to see them. now, we've officially asked kamala to appear on our show. we've already promised a boxised of wine for her and an assortment of nannies for her husban boxd. they'll probably abort it. oh abort, the show. no, i'm talking about the show.a all right. a chinese zoo admittedin that their pandaseir pa actually painted dognds. >> they got the idea for a makeup artist at. ide >> the view in your face. >> rapper sean "diddy" combs

being held in federal custody on charges of sex trafficking, racketeering, conspiracy and transportation to engagean and. wow. he could be an honorar yden. biden now, combs spent the night a brooklyn jail that's known for its barbaric conditions, including maggot infested food, filthy cellsc and guards that play music. >> federal agents had previously searched diddy'sa multiple homes and seizel agd more than 1000 bottles of baby oil. >>, what kind of needsor more than 500 bottles? 500said one man, larry. fol right, load so for the first time in three decades, the teamsters aren't in door saying a presidential candidate. >> jimmy hoffa is turnine

gr in in his grave, which is really going to mess with the foundation of hillary's house. true. with the exception of 1996, the teamsters have endorsed the democrat in every electionin since 92, bill clinton, gore, john kerry, obama hillary,, ob joe biden, even without hillary. >> that's a real murderer's row of the last republican the teamsters endorsed was the first george bush. >>the lalica that's just how mul dukakis. how ush,how ironic. they were in the tank for every dem except the dem in tank silence. but ever since then, the union has been in the democratic party's pocket sincnp hillary having sex. >> oh,oc i cry. it's like decades. yeah but like a high schoola yearbook photo of leah thomas,

things have changed. and now they're staying away from the democratic party like it's a bathroonow thm just usedo by andrea mitchell. >> oomh, kamala losing the union endorsement is like p diddy running out of baby oil.kamala there's a whole lot of friction . >> this week, the teamsters releasedl,was the results of th internal polls asking who should the teamsters endorse resu te president in juo joe biden clearly wanted 44% with trump at 36. >> but straw poll is as good asi it gets for biden, because everything joe gets these days e is through a straw. but when teamsters polled their members about the dems new candidate cackles mic kneepads and pretty hair, that's a really good nickname. trump came out way ahead

at almost 60%, comma, only 34. noahead w i'm no math , but 60 a lot more than 34. i realized that last week on my birthday when i was staring at a waitress and at a phone poll conducted within the past week, kamala got worse results and chris christie's selling jenny craig. she's sitting at 31% compared to trump's 58. no wonder kamala has been ducking and dodging the press like trump on the back nine. >> and that latest poll before the second assassination attempt. every time they try to kil thatl trump like bluto giving popeye, kansas spinachnation a. s like >> but despite teamsters g embracing trump, they decideivid endorse nobody. >> and like those mimes t in basement, their silence speaks volumes. here'ses how union leadership rationalized it quote, the unions extensive member polling showed no majority support for vp harris and noityu universal support among the membership. r

trump. karno universal support fo trump. he beat her by almost 30 points in the teamsters own polls, ams but they're not endorsing him because he didn't get 100%. sorry. the only thing that willt ever be 100% is my commitment to helping orphans learn to rea d. m wow. i expected applause thery commi but that's okay. i'm joking. the orphans face off. so why the silence? well, what are the teamsters men? >> blue collar working men, mainly. the me n who fix my plumbing,he deliver my packages and install a mirror over my bed. packa >> i have this intra unionge dispute reflects what a lotwhat of men are going through. a husband or boyfriend may lik e ,but to keep the peace, keepeeps his mouth shut. >> but you can see in his eyes twitching out this message . my ballot for trump is underallo the flowerpot, so no

endorsement is an endorsement coming men. men of all stripes favor trump,f including the ones who think thk he's a. e they'd rather have a brutal bad than a nonsensical . >> true. taylor swift didn't see that coming. >> true. taylor swift endorsed kamala, which would mean something if we lower the voting ag tae to 1ylor s2 years. >> but the teamsters. that matters because unlike their democrat leaders, teamsters have jobs where consequences can be life or death. make a dumb choice on a construction site. or death good luck yelling white fragility when you're falling 90 feet off a girdergood l. and a lot of teamsters are truckers. they know that when you raise their fuelg of or force themey kno to switch to evs, the price of everything goes up. >> but their union leaders, they'd rather wash their hands of the whole thing eve . >> they just shook hands with jerry nadler's proctologist. watch th >> i know, but again, the raceit

ain't about race. it's gender. teamsterh jerry'proctos are most tough, protective, sensible defenders of family and property. what do you do when all of that becomes an objects of fam c mockery. you flee faster than tim walz after a balloo on pops. yeah. wan >> men. men don't want to be in a place where they aren't wanted. and that's the current democrat party, where its leaders cannot define a woman but send men tonnot d women's prisons. but trump knowefs real men are this key. the key to this electiontrump k >> especially you, harry. harry, get up. harry. harry, get your fat out of the- couch. you're going to vote for trump today, harry. get up, harry. come on, let's go.t up, let's go, harry. let's see if harry was. oh, god. oh, dallas. harry.

let's welcome tonight's guests . unlike the software, this norton you viruses. comedian jim norton sees interview jokes when they're wearing nothing but socks. former nfl sideline reporterd ji michele tafoya says she's got a national bestseller, but you t wouldn't want to smell. "new york times" best selling book times" b. and if takes you to that, mac, you're going to go splat. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwag world champion dr. jim, what's ironic as you look and sound like a teamster, but you do no t hard work at all. you're a soft as a little pile of dough. >> i know that was meant to be hurtful, but i take that as a great compliment.

very muci takeh. k yo >> what do you make of this decision? doesn't it feel like it's exactly greg: w a dude wouo in a political situation? >> it's a little cowardlt isyn of them not to just endorseca the guy if most of theirl membersitu>> it iss are behind . but i can't badmouth the teamsters. i work for thest of theim. yes, i do. whatever. there's a nonunion job. they hire me to stand in front a of the establishment for the inflatable ratbe. but, yeah, it's -- it'sit a little it's a little mushy to not just come out and the guy guy if all the members want to endorse him, it's just, i af th, i guess there's a lot of members that vehemently object. yeah, i justs ther feel. >> i don't know, michelle. it feels like this is an endorsement. greg: iit's like, oh, it's like going to trouble. >> yeas h. yeah. germany guys are doing that right now. well, this is what i wassay, going to say before they even made the announcement, whether or not they were going to n endorse. >> right. they came out with the poll. they, 34 or pis pollot whatever, 60 is a lot more than 34. >> and you'r 60, 34.e going, okd

this is going to be interesting. are they going to back this up h with endorsement? and then they say we're not going to endorse anyone. soen it makes you wonder how many organizations there are acrossar what whatever kind of organization it is ise ac saying. now, we're either we're not endorsing or we're endorsing, is kamala when the vast majority of their rank and file are their membership kamn ran is actually supportive of trump? and they just can't sak y it because it's too controversial or it's not it's not within the narrative that you want it to be. it's not politically correct. no narrai don't know. >> unions with dudes are more trump unions with women like the teachers unions. >>s withid right. >> right. well, that's a whole different. yeah, but b for kamala carey, you surprise that the teamsterse are for trump. >> well, i follow this very closelala.y. >> i know you were once a teamster work, too, but that is a different definition wherew you are. so, you know, honestlyer, t defi the thing is this not maybe better for trump kind of, b

because i think he really likes to go out there and say, look, what they're they're trying to be over basically, you know,e not maybe he doesn't use the f e word ever, but, you know, he it because it's hard as i've said this before, he's a very rich man. >> he's very influential man. but he geta very rs sometimes ss at how i'm a victim because of the way people treat hi m. eat hi nobody that rich and not influential should ever get to play the victim role. m.t richbut stuff like this.bu he gets to also do that. he says, loo k at this poll, they're not endorsing me. >> someone's against me. >> that i mean, you just gaveu u them a new 15 for his nextst g rallavy. >> yeah, it's true. it's like it goes i got the rank and file. t ise,it's the elites, right?it >> it's the elites that are protecting me. dos e you? i'm overstating the gender thing because i do. i just fee t il. >> i don't know. i don't know how you're voting, jim. and frankldooty i don't know if you are a male or a female, but no kidding. but i'malem i don't know any dus that are voting for

kamala and i. >> whoa, hold on. let me let me protect before>> u get a lot of married men and a lot of trouble just to stop. in a house where the wife is a democrat. every man is, a democrat, 363f days out the year. >> yeah. that's why you vote alon s whe. but more. but the bigger thing is that for this is good for trump because it shows what we already kno bw the majority of people are behind him. it's ones in charge of thege camera. and the reason why they don't come out and say it is because it's the cfo who's pro kamala. so i and that's a good way to gd fired or not get promoted or have your stuff takeway ton from you because it's the ones the minority that are pulling get strings are the ones t that we're all we're democrat and the workers aren't. and usually the workers don't we a. rkers do now is get to the point where vi the workers voice is getting so loudce that they have to say,y e we're not endorsing. that's how big, how loud.w bi

they talked and yelled and pushed to be like, no, o sa we're not going that way anymore. there's a change. we saw it with light that oncece if americans don't get involved much, but when they do, it invol is resounding and powerful. s this election is not close. this election will be overe ov by 10 p.m. eastern. i'm telling you, it's no bt close. the people, the only people who are excite ex so we should be able to go on. yeah, we're all planning on having the night off. i just mysel f, i wish i hadt that certitude. certitud i don't. i think that these thingsi do are designed to be nes close.beo yeah, you know what i mean? it's like it's down to like these. thesse ie swing states, these counties get smaller and untilae it's just one dude on the streel itt not wearing his pants. look a lot like jim, nor not are you in a union. >> and there's no union for comedy. no, i though theret you might bn

actor. >> oh, sag, sag-aftr a. . >> you dropped my health insurance, right? by the pandemic. yeah, i guess that'ss, terrific >> union. yeah. i'm sorry i brought that up. that's all., it they drop mine, too. it's okay. yeah, it's very hurtful. okaye ord ked if i was mal female then did give me a chance to respond. >> yes. what? fes your answer? i'll tell you after the break. that's w what we call a t. y up next, libs make cam's case with nonsense about race. if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to seend gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to joiucing needn oh audiencee only. ng on co >> introducing new advil targeted relief. the only topical pain relieverl. with four powerful pain with four powerful pain fighting ingredients working on contact to target tough pain at the source for u p to 8 hours of powerful relief. >> new advil targeted relief bloomfire. >> it's kind of amazing. wow luma eye drops dramatically reduce redness in one minute

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attack because kamala is half black. >> well, our first video of the day coming to us from some tool on msnbc who said kamala harris will keep dangerous world leaders in linm somee bece she's the product of a mixed marriage role. >> it's been kamala h she's an inspiration. >> not only is she positive, doesmixed ma she bring hope andp optimism, but as a black womanos ,the product of a mixedas a marriage, she will inspire marrg to millions of people throughout the world. our credibility, a nationthe that we would be able to allow our country is so great. so gr we're allowed a woman like that to become the commander in chief. eathe of the united states.om that is going to send a powerful messagemmander all f the world. people like vladimir putin are going to sayul, wait a minute, these guys, you know, they truly have democratic country, they truly are representative. they truly are fighting for all their people.

>> and kamala harris is a manifestation of tha ot. yeah, she's going to inspire i putin. >> all right. he'll withdraw his troops, just a flee that conversation. fle >> remember, putin invaded ukraine while kamala was victhaa but it'll be different this time because that's how magical thinkingresidentt i meanwhile, sunny hostin, still dumb as a box of bricks as sheao insults families that are mixed. patrick mahome bricks see his w, brittany, drew the ire of the views race baiter sunny hostin smugly saying brittany shouldn't support trump becauseh she's in an interracial marriage. >>ot watch. >> it just seems to me >>at since she is in interracial marriage, she should have know bn that tod support a racist is problematic. havewn, biracial and herildren family is one of the familiese in that in the seventies could not have lived in any of donalds

buildings. >> wow. and just when you thinkt joy bejar is as bad as it gets, sunny says, holdis my beer,er whitey. all right, tyrus. >> veejay, why the are you coming to me? >> i won't let you answer. i'll take it from here. >> you how bad it is when they're in the meeting. g an know?ey like, what do we have left? mm-hmm. woman nowhatw, we've been doing that the indian thing now. it's not really workin doing tg about the black thing. should work isn't taken like we thought it would. g.uld mm. her mixed race powers scare will scare putin. yeah. yeah so. d then

and then you send rumors of putin like, well, what is he afrai d of? >> well, because she's black on the top and white on the bottom. souse sh we're like me. i'm white on the top and black on the bottom. >> whatever the hell is going to scare the one country on. >> this planet that does not mix anything. yeah. >> even the drink with kahlua in it, they still cally st a whe russian. okay. this is the one place wheree being mixed is not going to help you. >> yeaone place wereh, well, he. >> there's. ha, ha. i guess the whole obama didn'tan throw you off because you were technically mixed, too. >> yeah. they just. they have nothing. who is writingtechnicamixed as ? >> i feel like it's you goes at home and puts on his little democrat hat, and they believe everything he says.

because only you can find a story where they said. becaushe e she's biracial. >> putin's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. iracial. i contagios because i don't want it on me. ridiculous cat i that is a kind of a that's a hot take.. >> this man woke up.n >> put on a suit, got in the car, went there, sat down, got his makeup done, sat in the chair to say that putin is afraid of black women. that's what he said. yeah. that all this time this wars ti that's been waging for years. nome, but nobody's thought of this yet, but this guy, you know, at first the interviewer i like, i oftene judge the interviewers for not asking follow up questions, something i bring up a lot. and this interviewer just went, womethinbrinw, yeah, i'm not.

i'm not judging as much. >> this interview are, number one, what else do you said? wha >> yes. number two, it was i don't think she the interviewer, was listening now. >> yeah. w because i had to play it s to get throughto the whole thing and be like i could not have possibly heard . i thought i did. so probably not till they got home when they were like, oh what i thoug , mike did that. >> that's, that's what happened. but i wonder how that man feltt on his way home. >> yeah, i really nailed. i nailedn felt it. >> yeah, i'm going to get it. i'm going to get a job i. the >> the administration for, you know, foreign policy. tionthe only thing he was missin was like, look, if we take one light skinne d baby and parachuted into russia, we'll have it conquered in a inin hour. you, i find it you yellow one. >> oh, you.>> a y it kills me.el is that like how sunny is like

she's kind of race shaming. like she's like this. she's like the pigment police. it's like, you know, if you're ishf you're the product,o you really can't be for this person. it's liku e you're betrayingre your race. >> if she only knew. and i think tyru betrayis repred this well last evening when you had that very special gues t . mm-hmm. there are a lot of black that vy people supporting b president trump. a lot of them i've had numberslp of themp.m on the michelle tafoa podcast, which you can find wherever you download podcasts . >> but the other thing i know the mahomes a little bit, i don't know i brittany. well, i know patrick and i also full disclosure, i sat in the conservative chair on the view a number of times. >> mm-hm in m. >> wow. wow you know, they'll never invite me back and i don't care. so i'm going to just tell >>t. sh sitting in those production meetings was liki wie having yo

teeth pulled out with no novocaine. >> they were the saddesthar , angry, most depressinges people i've evert, been around. yeah, but. >> but you. so, i mean, and this. this kind of thing and it's c maybe during a commercial. >> i'll tell you a couple of things they said to me off cameraomihing. >> oh, no, no, no. now. right now, goodbye. okay, come on.on come on. what? >> give me one. good. i'll give you two. so, joy bay, her off camera, ripped sf camera me about a rela that i mentioned who didn't want to get the vaccint e, and she called him a selfish. hmm. that was number that was off camerais. the second one was whenba sunny said to me off camera that provemera, 't this to you because it's not on tape, but we see it. she said to meroves to, you kno, i hope people whose ancestors owned hope those people todayon that they feel some kind of wace . and i kind of thought i just wanted to say, to what end? kill.

we're actually you should have said, you know, how do you feel? yeah, i didn't know. d i know, i know. i know. you're black now. doesn't mean you were black then. i didn't know it at the time, but this use they wernow does what she h said about brittany and patrick mahomes is simplwhy mah disgusting. >> and it's stupid. yeah. it's so ilon's l, ill informed. >> and i, i, i can't.>> g >> i can't take it anymore. jim? yes? grabreg: you. you are an expert in interracial studies. i >> yes. i did a lot of studying abroad. yes. udies.and also down south. yes. a lot of thailan. d. yes my favorite part of that clip. was how dry that man's mouth was. >> yeah. don't you love it? then? course, swallowing. it was. it was literally it like he was snacking on a sock and they cutn to him. ould n >> he couldn't have believed all that. likee believ, i think you playi

sometimes for the audience of where you are. yeah. there's nothhe played someti wad believe that . and it's really funny when you have a conservative itd it's because they're racist. but if a liberal does it, it's because they're trying to make a higher, make more important point. right. you know, sunny hostin. and if h you said that about somebody who is black and how they should be, you knowd i you'd hear a lot of for it.ra yeah. so you can't take any of it seriously. but thatfor that i could watch y talk about his dry mouth. . his body did everything it could to stop hiy dim when we ct off the water, he's still talkin.g. sti >> yeah, right. [b got to move on.ll okay. up next, kamala hurts your brain going down memory lane. >> i should take. >> why can't they protect that guy? a fox nation exclusive. jesse watters investigates both assassination attempts on donald trump had a rangefinder in every one of the senior leadership should be held accountable.

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she thought she was a queen even back in 2016. a classi thoc kamala video has resurfaced and no, it's not the one willie brown still has on his iphone. t is this clip takes place at a los angeles jail and it shows her doing what she does best, annoying a captive audience grile speaking to a group of inmates looking to reenter society. she made it all abou lookingt h. >> it. i wa s the first person to be a woman attorney general california. n to bi was the first woman to e elected district attorney of san francisco. i was the first person of colorh to be elected attorney general. california , whatever. >> first verse, verse. attoome to the role model club- is just it. she left out first ever to win the democrat primary with zero votes. but she really knew her audience of prison inmatesf because she put them there for smoking pot. but what is being part she put t

model club mean being a part mol of the role model club means c being in a room where sometimes you be the only person who has had the experiences you'vere hah being a part of the roleat model club means that people will watch you being a part of the rolcle club means knowine that there are people who you inspire, even when you don't realize it. >> it's kind of like a permanent membership to be a part of the role model clu of >> sadly, after that blather, the inmate s were all put on suicide watch. she really hasn't changed that. >> see, i see something that she and biden have inally v common now. they always make it about themselves. yeah, said congrate ins to all of you inmates who have graduated. >> now let's co talk about me. yeah, first, first verse. didn't you love that part where she went? >> first verse first, you know, she's first and everything.

yeah, it where she absolutely brutal.tak >> and her description of beingg part of the role model club like she's so special. everyone, you're going to be inspired inspiring people even though you don't know they're watching. u arini were inspired to puke. >> yea ih by that video if you i aim towards joe because he likes that. >> of h just call me joe. oh, no, it's. it's going to take him a few days. oh, i mean, like the presidential hangover going to be a couple of days. you know, i'm like, i tried to before today. what's that? if i ever did that to you before. to you bef role models. are you in any role model club? you know, greg, i don't like to brae yog, but i, i, i am an inspiration to comedians who blink a lot with side fat and tiny and somehow you can

somehow work 30 years and still be called joe on television. s but yeah, i apologize for that. >> i don't know what happened. so many people are named joe. i'm not one of them. greg. there's no joe's here tonight, so how many jobs do you need in your life? how do you. the inmates took it? honestly, mike, i mean, i'm sure had it. she's i mean, she's talking about a role model. it's like you're you're ise you're you're a prosecuting attorney. >> it was it got nothing. yeah, like that waike as. that was kind of jeb's clap now and it got like that botched like she they should israel should have sent that speech to hezbollah's walkie talkies ge th that implod with silence. it was it was it was a terrible it wd came off as a lot more arrogant.

she probably intended it. yeah, but it's it's it stinks. prob it i think a cat that she got into the toilet wine. i mean, i just couldn't believe sat there and told these inmates not just that she's a role model, but it'se ldinmate to do well ar you don't want to you walk over to the children's hospital and tell them you're sleep y. mean it's unbearable. and it's great to have i car. that's not the stuff you could bring up yourself. gues i can't break that would be like me saying i just became a two time "new york times" bestsellinge m yeah, i get that. yeah, i can't bring that up. i need to wait for someone elsed to congratulate me on it. congratulations, you. i'm very excitedote the feedback the feedback been overwhelmingly positive. i did get one really bad b review. that was one star from a woman that said she was returninut ige the book because of stories about my, quote, nasty lifestyl e.

but i think that's the best promotion i can as andk. about >> can i play you a clip fromym> her part? you play me in a movie?a cl >> no. here's another deep cut talking about guns. >> just because legally possess a gun in the sanctity of your locked doesn't mean that we're t not going to walk into that home and check, see if you're being responsible in the way you conduct your affaigr. i is that incredible to me? you can try. yeah an try. >> oh, you know, she uses, sh adjectives so well, like, i mean, let's not just let's chill out here for a minute. t e like, she uses adjectives better than anyonere ever seen before. it's just with as many anybod she uses, but she can't explain to anyone like. to but she uses adjectives which describe situations. >> but she uses adjectives like

riddles. yeah. i don't know she usedm like r what she justd said. >> yeah, no, it's true. i was cooking is a glistening dewy set. she's so. thi >> i know this is crazy, but this would be the time to use a pronoun. yewould be time tos. all right. coming up there are holding p diddy in the of new york city . if you'll be the new york areahe . like tickets to see gutfeld, new go to foxnews.co yorm. gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. >> society fears. >> those who are different but not me am. >> i crazy. what you are feeling is very real to. many doctors treat symptoms, not people. i don't think this is in a coma. he's in there. the key is to connect. if you can hear me, look up.

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he may ever make it out alive.ny what do you think? could he be epsteie hen? or could we be lucky enough that he won't be? it's, you know, we saw how at least that is what happened last time. yeahe won't . >> this seems very. this. this is crazy. i mean, the value of the amount, the. >> what was like, how many bottles, houses. >> what are you doing exactly. ye bottls. are slip and slide thinking. what could you. >> it couldn't just be i. what? i don't even know. yeah, but, you know, there's a lot of people that is in photos where there's a lo ito people that he was hanging out with. so what's the alternative? i meane he, he going to startwih snitching on people? >> yeah, because the jail is so baond. or is it? i don't know. oh, well, he is, you know, >> gs out with a lot of democrats. he you know, that's a lot of to lub.e. >> oh, jim, thank you.

i would. i would say you're better than that. but he wrote that this morning.h he's like, yeah, i just thought of ie wrt. >> i just thought of it, jim.ou ghhe's accused of hosting that he calls freak offs. >> yeah. and of course, you've heard about the baby oil and all the lube shaming.reak o >> i don't think it's thffe. l if you're making someone like you, i don't think they think of it as the problem. are f you're making like you knew he was in trouble when >>ey raided his and took all of his computer equipment. like, i've had the fbi look at my phonthe and they thought i was a chef because i was sending photos of a shriveled ce white mushroom under be. gnifying glass so, yeah, i don't know if the t or not.

i think it's more like if ifno they're saying if he drugged people or if he did really horrible stuff, but they can't give it, who cares? >> like, i don't care. people'skink o. >> yeah. same here. huh? >> yeah. yeah. tyrus so i think, like west gre: mentioned that there was a lot of stuff about p diddy. do think that there are, like,y. him. >> they don't want him to go out because he might influence witnesses which he probably proa would. but if he stays in, somebody could pablwoody get him. >> epstein. it's just a lot of people involved. he's always been a bag. peopl i had a run in with him back in the day when i was bodyguard and stuff, and he wanted to come in and i wouldn't let him come in. iny?to w re like, wh >> so this dude a creep, you don't want him around women? i wa creep s right, but.ll >> but we're all the lube in the cage and we're all talking about that. >> that's not the issue. mm-hmm. 700 and 85. what the hell kind of world do

you live in to when you say, hey, let's get a few things fora the party. >> yeah. and somebodyy th get i mean, i w spencers is a big store, but it's nothow many that big. >> i am excited he's a jail. so he can take that.y he can >> take that, take that from somebody else. ohe , let him rot. . >> 700 and 80. sounds like our government. ha ha ha. yes. counted. check it out.. little box there. i would just say! this that ever since i've been introduced now to the term freak ofi f, i can't get the visuals out of my head at. >> i'll just leave it at that. were you ever involved in a freak off? no. no. >>g: wer. kick off, kick off. kick off. yeah, well, we got figuroff?e. got it. just seems so messy. , kickofy. see >> no one can be messy. about 785 and a ton of baby oil.

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